just for you, Funke

You Found It

Heyyy I just want to be your Sweet Nigga forever. I want to be that friend always and that Man that you trust to protect you always.

— Timi ✦

psst... type "privacy" 🔒

✦ still learning ✦

Getting to KnowFunke.

by Timi — a few weeks in and already not complaining

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Meet Timi

the guy behind this whole thing 😄

Funke in Photos

she's always dressed — that's all I'm saying

First Impressions

what I noticed straight away

Bubbly & Cool

That was the first thing. She's got this energy that pulls you in — very charming, very friendly. You just want to keep talking to her. And she makes it easy.

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The British Accent Thing

I love hearing her talk. Especially when the British accent crawls in a little. Innit? 😂 She probably doesn't even notice when it happens. I definitely do.

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Real & Insightful

The conversation goes everywhere — deep, fun, insightful. She said she wanted good love and was willing to do whatever it took. That stuck with me.

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Still Figuring Her Out

A few weeks in and still learning. Which is honestly the best sign. This page gets updated as I go.

Our Firsts

the ones worth remembering
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First Ever

First Time We Vibed

She gave mature vibes from the jump. Not in a boring way — in a "this person has herself together" kind of way. Made an impression immediately.

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The One I Keep Thinking About

5pm to 5am

We just kept going and going. Deep, fun, insightful — all round. Ended the call as "long time lovers" lol. I didn't even realise it was 12 hours until I thought of it the next day.

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Coming Soon

First Time in the Same Room

September 16. Counting down. This one gets updated the moment it happens.

Things I Want to Know

saving these for the right moment

01

What does a perfect Saturday look like for you — morning to midnight?

02

What made you choose law? Like the real reason, not the CV answer.

03

When did the British accent start creeping in — and do you notice it? 😂

04

What song are you on repeat that you haven't told anyone about?

05

What's something you're quietly proud of that most people don't know?

06

How do you actually recharge — not what you tell people, the real answer.

07

You said you wanted good love. What does that actually look like to you?

08

What's something about you that usually surprises people?

09

What's the one thing you absolutely cannot compromise on in a person?

10

If we did 5pm to 5am again — what would you want to talk about this time?

The Funke Quiz

how well do you think you know her?

Counting Down

to September 16

Until the first time we're in the same room

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